Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year Nuggets

hmm. this is the time of the year when all friends and family and coworkers tell you of their resolutions. Of course if youre a good friend, or listener you nod, smile and give your attention as your ears are filled with plenty of declarations about weight loss, healthy eating regimes and timely arrivals to every meeting.

BS I'm tired of hearing

I wanna lose weight

What or who is stopping you? Even without the gym the streets are there everyday. Walk em. I walk my streets so much I'm sure some people think I'm homeless, when I'm dressed up in a cute workout-fit honks let me know they think I'm WORKING...

I want to find a man

start with bettering the relationship of your kids and their father(s) then you can worry about the extras

I'm not eating junk food anymore

Then what are you going to eat instead because all I see you eat are pork rinds, cheetohs and hershey bars?

Im gonna be better this year

What the hell does this mean? Who is making the decision on what 'BETTER' is?

Im going to help someone every week

Please start with me

PEOPLE ONLY NEED ONE RESOLUTION EVERY YEAR

STOP LYING

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