AFTERNOON NIBLETS

THINGS CELEBS ARE AFRAID TO SAY....

Lady GAGA scares me

I don't care that Chris Brown beats ladies, his music is fun and he's fly

Diddy f%ck$ up careers

Karrine Steffans is gorgeous

I'm intrigued by Erykah Badu's poonanny powers

I really cant stand or understand SouljaBoy.

Keri Hilson is just a tad bit full of herself

Ciara dances like a stripper trying to pay the rent

Justin Timberlake smokes up all your green supply

There's nothing wrong with rocking Steve Madden Heels

I'll eat anything that's free

All the good genes in the world wont help like a hard workout and pushing away from the table will

Jonas Brothers, Obama girls? WHY???

Jamie Fox was soooo right when he went off on Miley Cyrus

Kobe Bryant did it

I don't care if OJ DID it

YOU OUGHTA KNOW NUGGETS....

Just because a woman doesnt have ANY/MANY kids doesnt mean she hasnt been having ANY/MUCH sex with ANY/MANY BODY

hind sight is 20/20

If you want compliments on your hair, weight, clothes...cut off all your hair, gain 20lbs and start wearing only sweats. PEOPLE WILL FLOCK TO TELL YOU HOW NICE YOUR HAIR WAS, HOW SHAPELY YOUR FIGURE USED TO BE AND HOW FLY YOU USED TO DRESS

the accuser is often the guilty

Doing SOMETHING isnt doing EVERYTHING but it's better than doing NOTHING

Love may be blind but it isnt deaf dumb and broke

American IDOL and DWTS are officially SHAMS!!

People ask questions that they want to answer themselves

A persons whose life is filled with judgments of their fellow man, often suffers great disappointments at the hands of their family and friends

MIDNIGHT SNACK

Artists I'm already laying out the outfit for when I interview them

TI
holla at me after your 2 months! Im gonna be 20 lbs lighter, too bad not 20 shades brighter
(TI likes em BRIGHT)

NAS
If I ruled the world I would've already interviewed him 20 times over

50 CENT
im looking forward to being bench pressed

LIL KIM
ooh, an artist im eye to eye with. Cant wait!

MOS DEF
hoping genius gene reaches me by osmosis...hmm...

J DUPRI
I respect his intellect and...whatever. Im trying to catch a glimpse of MS JACKSON (no homo)

LIL WAYNE
awww, he raps, so cute!

CHAMILLIONAIRE
have a feeling he's a complete gentleman and will pay for all my meals that day

CHRIS BROWN
imma kick him in the ball$ and run. PAYBACK IS A B!TCH, CHRIS BREEEZZZZZYY

MINI MUSIC MUFFINS

I got a new job, sort of, blogging about local/underground music scene....following are people I would be MAD about if I had to interview them..

YOUNG JEEZY
yyeaaaahhh, thats riiigghhtt

RICK ROSS
the fake one, not the real one

BOBBY VALENTINO
I only want to see him when he's on stage with lil wayne singing 'weeooohheewweeeeooohhhwwee'

SOULJABOY
Take me now Lord!!!

EVE
not interested (no homo)

QTIP
I just wouldn't want to fall asleep on his softspoken self. Forgive. Forgive

WHAT's THE POINT PANINIS

Of arguing about a topic you know nothing about?

Of attempting to elevate the mind of one who is perfectly content?

Of explaining Murphy's Law to someone who doesn't care to know who Murphy or his stupid laws are?

Of calling someone you didn't really want to talk to in the first place?

Of going out to a club when you don't drink, smoke or don't have casual sex?

Of cleaning up behind a 2 year old?

Of waking up before noon on the weekend?

Of getting your hair flat ironed, wrapped or pressed during the May-Aug Months?

Of biting your tongue?