F*%k John Mayer Fajitas

Let me start by saying I was onto this dude very early in his mainstream debut *before wonderland* and I dropped him after he picked up with Jennifer Anniston so in light of his recent events, I just want to further hammer home my reasons for losing interest in John's supremacist OSCAR MEYER...

At the TOWER meet and Greet in Philadelphia there was dandruff in your hair and it was obvious you didnt bathe prior to the event

In three events (two televised) following the TOWER meet and greet,you had on the same GREEN CARGO PANTS. They were the SAME, rips in the same places.

You don't 'own' your height. You shuffle and hump your shoulders. Man up, already

I never bought into your 'humble' swag. and the showboating you insist on doing at concerts and performances further supports the idea that you are not too humble

A big middle finger for dumping Jessica Simpson. As a fellow cancer *zodiac sign* I side with her and dont think she deserved your breakup schmooze. Also, she can do much better than you, lame nuts.

Dating Jennifer Anniston was mucho lame.

Your show at VA TECH,allbeit free, destroyed my desire to see anyone live ever again. Your set was too long, really corny and you do not rock. Dave Matthews, however, further proved why they are such masters at LIVE ART. Though I refuse to do any more concerts to chance that I will ever have to endure Mayer-esque macho music pseud0-humble pretentious guitar riffing AGAIN

Your breath smells like you lick astrays

You didnt respond when I called you out on Twitter. I outed you months ago. You were musing about how black girls were *catching your eye* or something to that effect however when I pointed out that you had never expressed public interest in any black girl, you didnt respond. Sure, it mightve missed your eye due to the thousands of tweets you must get but something tells me you didnt want to deal with the content and face the truth.

You said it right, WHITE SUPREMACIST D$%KHEAD~ Its not about justification from white boys on our beauty. Its about white dudes that want to be cool, laugh with us, interact briefly, all the while theyre just assholes that are just hanging with us because the 'cool crowd' hasnt shown him any love. Asshole move.

THAT IS ALL...

New Year Nuggets

hmm. this is the time of the year when all friends and family and coworkers tell you of their resolutions. Of course if youre a good friend, or listener you nod, smile and give your attention as your ears are filled with plenty of declarations about weight loss, healthy eating regimes and timely arrivals to every meeting.

BS I'm tired of hearing

I wanna lose weight

What or who is stopping you? Even without the gym the streets are there everyday. Walk em. I walk my streets so much I'm sure some people think I'm homeless, when I'm dressed up in a cute workout-fit honks let me know they think I'm WORKING...

I want to find a man

start with bettering the relationship of your kids and their father(s) then you can worry about the extras

I'm not eating junk food anymore

Then what are you going to eat instead because all I see you eat are pork rinds, cheetohs and hershey bars?

Im gonna be better this year

What the hell does this mean? Who is making the decision on what 'BETTER' is?

Im going to help someone every week

Please start with me

PEOPLE ONLY NEED ONE RESOLUTION EVERY YEAR

STOP LYING