Friday, July 24, 2009

BITTER BERRIES

I'm LEAVING QUEEN CITY...bye to these acts of lameness I've experienced while in the city

TO THE LADIES THAT GOT ME A GROUP BABYSHOWER GIFT OF A First Aid Kit from Target for $7....it's the thought that counts but it's the gift that blows...

To the lady that said she wanted to go out to eat but had to stick to places that had $10 entrees. Um, go to Wendys and call it a nite....

To the expression 'POP BUNS'... >?<

To the guy that was supposed to build a pool in our community but left the states only with a few months into the project....

To the BOBCATS and their 'ALMOST FAMOUS'ness selves

To the lady that said Charlotte was a LITTLE NEW YORK...>?<<

To the mom group that didn't want married women as members>>?<<

To the boys that called me a SNITCH BITCH (I didnt call the cops on yall 'hood party')

To the guy who referred to uncircumcised penis as 'UGLY D!@K' >>?<<

To the obese lady who said 'people are hating on me cause I'm married and own a salon' >?<

TO the company who signed on to publish my novel but I had to run down...

To the soccer moms/middle aged white women driving big beautiful trucks ( you know this is misleading)

Dudes rocking COOGI year & decade round........

BYE

NONSENSE NACHOS

Stop playing...

Why is the clip of the two young white girls talking about what they will do to Gucci Mane so popular>?< WHAT I WOULD DO TO GUCCI MANE ISNT LEGAL IN MOST STATES

Because Erykah Badu has three kids by three different men she's a HOE? What does that make the girl with NO KIDS but has had 20 sexual partners or more>?<

Why is KELIS a BETCH because she is asking for financial support to raise her son>?< SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SHE SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO LIVE OFF OF LESS EVEN THOUGH SHE WILL BE CARING FOR AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE??

What makes people think that there are no white women who are gold diggers, groupies or money hungry baby mamas>?< WHO DO YOU THINK 'THE BOOK' WAS WRITTEN BY? i.e. I'M WITH THE BAND, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE LOVE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, MADONNA BIOGRAPHY

Henry Louis Gates, JR (SKIP) the 'race scholar' is down with the swirl

Just two months ago all kinds of people were posting about Michael Jackson with jokes and snickers but now these same people have him as their profile pics and are telling others to stop posting negative comments>?<

Friday, July 17, 2009

MISSING MICHAEL-THE MENU-PICK A COUPLE OR A FEW

What growing up in the age of MICHAEL JACKSON taught me

That GENIUS comes in many different packages

Changing WHAT you are will never change WHO YOU ARE

It's ok not to be NORMAL..NORMAL PEOPLE DONT POSSESS THE TALENT, SKILL AND DEPTH he did

MOONWALKING is a TURN ON!!

Not to care about someone's looks on the outside

To make amends with siblings even when you want to hold a grudge

To appreciate my childhood

Don't be afraid to be unconventional

Appreciate animals, they're GOD's gifts as well

Naomi Campbell got some moves

Dance like it's no tomorrow

Don't believe everything you read

There's always HOPE

No one is immortal but Art is TIMELESS