Mid Afternoon Minis

Just because something is possible, doesnt mean you WILL do it.

Their, Theyre and There are 3 different words. Define and use accordingly.

It is never a clasy move to go to a party and leave with more than you brought.

Competition is something I'm not interested in. Comparison is more my style.

What's the difference between flirting and sexual harassment; attraction level

Never try to sell what you know full well you wouldn't buy

Don't go to a restaurant you've never been to unless your wallet full and your credit card is empty.

Unless you have two genitalia (1 for love, 1 for casual sex) the whole ' i did it but i didnt love him/her so it doesnt count' argument is null and void (stupid)

Interesting how people who work in fast food know most about life but least about the world.

Live your life like you're building an alibi: speak to everyone, every where you go. Never Ever speak ill of anyone, no matter the situation and ALWAYS LOCK YOUR DOORS.

Want to meet intelligent people;spend an hour a day in the bookstore. Want to meet friendly people who want to have a good time; spend 3 hours a weekend in the club. Want to meet party people who think they're intelligent; go to church

My thoughts on people who want to talk about their kids all the time: either they have no life or their children aren't doing anything noteworthy, these people have nothing to talk about.

Perhaps racial stereotypes are just human traits.

Naughty music is best to dance to

Bite-Sized Bits Of Reality

Chewing gum changes your personality.

Listening to Beyonce doesn't make you look any more like her.

After the age of 30, no one is strictly looking for a friend

Beauty is relative, just hope its related to you.

Saying 'no one is perfect' shouldn't mean you don't try to do better.

No matter the fresh fashion sense & innovative design ideas, a new home looks better than an older one.

Kids need parents, not friends.

Getting older doesn't necessarily mean you're getting wiser but it does definitely mean your days are numbered to make wiser decisions.

Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done.

You can afford, either with time or money, to double up on your exercise routine.

Cliche lines from movies only sound good when Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington or Halle Berry is saying them.

Lame people often don't realize the degree of their corniness.

Just because the outfit makes sense to you doesn't mean you have fashion sense.

Cheap wigs are for halloween costumes, not wearing to work, school or in society and acting as though everything is on point.

If you can't pronounce it, don't buy it.

ur daily dose of donts

Don't compare yourself to a very fit & fine celeb then leave your myspace page in your signature unless you really are that fit & fine..

Don't tell your 2 year old she can do anything & everything on her birthday

Don't sleep til 2pm and think you're going to get everything accomplished in a day

Don't take kim kardashian too seriously.

Don't rule out the Hornets...yet

Don't tell your lawn man you'll pay double next time.

Don't go to bed with lame jockey drawyers on.

Don't hate on Susan Boyle

Don't lie to your doctor

Don't lie about how often you go to the gym.

Don't go to food lion at 6pm

Don't tell someone you don't want to visit that you'll fly to see them if they send you a ticket.

Don't give a hardcore rapper a fake cell #

Ooops

Random thoughts irresponsibly

Ciara is a stripper with clothes on...sometimes

I like TI way too much, dude has no no love for short thick brown skinned ladies

Oprah was wrong for wearing blue sequined pants

Bad bodied chics do a lot of bragging and talking about the things they own instead of the bodies they have

I do not have a license

Jeezy knows how to mess up a R&B song. What the hell was that verse on 'Never Ever'

Nasty Song by Lil Ru is the J-A-M

Why does everybody want to freak a girl on her birthday all of a sudden? WTF?

I have vowed to never use LOL again in a text/email

Golden Corral in Conyers, GA is a good time on a Friday Night.

I hope big bootys never go out of style again

Posting up next to the thin white girl at the gym always makes me step it up a notch

Lil Kim is killing it on DWTS.

Anoop Desai didnt have any business being on AI this season or any season for that matter

Rick Ross needs to cut it out with that Versace and Tommy Bahama gear

Fabolous needs a mixtape.

I believe lil wayne when he says he's good in bed.