Monday, June 29, 2009

MISSING YOU...MILKSHAKES

ooh, this is dedicated to, this is dedicated to, if you feeling how im feeling this is dedicated to you....

OH, also , you can miss someone who is still living as many of the people on this list are. I'm not one to take current status of LIFE for granted though...

Rosalyn..my mother, i miss you driving me around the city, asking me how the 'dance' was (IT WAS A NIGHTCLUB,BTW)

PHILLLLYYYY..where do I start; the air *tinged with the smell of garbage* Broad Street, Maos on second and south, running into the ROOTS, Beanie Sigel and others on any given night, good/bad chinese food

My SHARONA..sushi, rubberband coochie,I'm GOING TO WORK B!T@H (NAIVE-A DIVAS IN THE PLACE)

FAMU...not TALLAHASSEE, FAMU!! The set, the probate shows, Tucker Hall,ooowwweee. Yeah, I love college too, Asher

MY Rabbit Lisa, you were the only pet I needed but I still went and got others, just like my track record with men, i suppose?

Joy ST Remy, could always count on a random call from you or whenever I visited Orlando, you'd be looking great. Was hard to believe that someone so stylish and stunning was dying...

Nanny Nikki (MAYOR) your cooking was the best kept secret. who knew that the MAYOR of Daytona made the most succulent turkey wings,moist oyster dressing and sweetest cornbread?? WOW~

HOME. 1323 Cadillac Drive. Im missing you, my room, JORDAN Posters, sleeping in the biggest bed ever and the feeling that I was HOME

Monday, June 22, 2009

JOIN A GYM GYROS with a side of Jambalaya

WHY?

Those jeans are not supposed to look like that. You know it (STOP PLAYING)

For $40 a month you can have a guaranteed place to bathe, tan and get fine? This is a great fallback plan just in case eviction or foreclosure is a realistic possibility

The better you look, the more justified you will be to talk about how your boyfriend/husband's/baby dad's current/ex companion is an out of shape, bad bodied lame or trollop

Your thighs arent supposed to rub together. That's why it doesnt feel good (it doesnt)

Jowls, muffintops, spare tires and love handles arent cute, hawt, sexy

Gym memberships cost a lot less than a tummy tuck

Fast food doesnt taste so good after you have sweated it out on the eliptical for 25 minutes

You want something to talk about besides how pretty your smile is or how nice your hair looks...

A sharp clavicle is the perfect accessory to any low cut top

Your friends are liars, though they love you, they're liars

BECAUSE WE'RE DYING TOO SOON FROM HEALTH RELATED ISSUES THAT CAN EASILY BE AVOIDED WITH A BETTER DIET PLAN AND WORKOUT REGIME!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

MUNCHIES

ALBUMS THAT NEED TO BE DUSTED OFF & PUT BACK INTO YOUR ROTATION

BADUIZM <
400 DEGREES <>

THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI <>

ENTER THE DRU <>

JODECI:FOREVER <>

CRAZYSEXYCOOL <>

WU TANG FOREVER <

SPICE WORLD <>

WHITNEY HOUSTON; Greatest Hits Vol1 & 2 <>

GOD's SON <>

WYCLEF JEAN THE CARNIVAL <>

AMERIE 'ALL I HAVE' <

BELLY SOUNDTRACK <
D'ANGELO VOODOO LOUNGE <>>