WHY?
Those jeans are not supposed to look like that. You know it (STOP PLAYING)
For $40 a month you can have a guaranteed place to bathe, tan and get fine? This is a great fallback plan just in case eviction or foreclosure is a realistic possibility
The better you look, the more justified you will be to talk about how your boyfriend/husband's/baby dad's current/ex companion is an out of shape, bad bodied lame or trollop
Your thighs arent supposed to rub together. That's why it doesnt feel good (it doesnt)
Jowls, muffintops, spare tires and love handles arent cute, hawt, sexy
Gym memberships cost a lot less than a tummy tuck
Fast food doesnt taste so good after you have sweated it out on the eliptical for 25 minutes
You want something to talk about besides how pretty your smile is or how nice your hair looks...
A sharp clavicle is the perfect accessory to any low cut top
Your friends are liars, though they love you, they're liars
BECAUSE WE'RE DYING TOO SOON FROM HEALTH RELATED ISSUES THAT CAN EASILY BE AVOIDED WITH A BETTER DIET PLAN AND WORKOUT REGIME!!
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