F*%k John Mayer Fajitas

Let me start by saying I was onto this dude very early in his mainstream debut *before wonderland* and I dropped him after he picked up with Jennifer Anniston so in light of his recent events, I just want to further hammer home my reasons for losing interest in John's supremacist OSCAR MEYER...

At the TOWER meet and Greet in Philadelphia there was dandruff in your hair and it was obvious you didnt bathe prior to the event

In three events (two televised) following the TOWER meet and greet,you had on the same GREEN CARGO PANTS. They were the SAME, rips in the same places.

You don't 'own' your height. You shuffle and hump your shoulders. Man up, already

I never bought into your 'humble' swag. and the showboating you insist on doing at concerts and performances further supports the idea that you are not too humble

A big middle finger for dumping Jessica Simpson. As a fellow cancer *zodiac sign* I side with her and dont think she deserved your breakup schmooze. Also, she can do much better than you, lame nuts.

Dating Jennifer Anniston was mucho lame.

Your show at VA TECH,allbeit free, destroyed my desire to see anyone live ever again. Your set was too long, really corny and you do not rock. Dave Matthews, however, further proved why they are such masters at LIVE ART. Though I refuse to do any more concerts to chance that I will ever have to endure Mayer-esque macho music pseud0-humble pretentious guitar riffing AGAIN

Your breath smells like you lick astrays

You didnt respond when I called you out on Twitter. I outed you months ago. You were musing about how black girls were *catching your eye* or something to that effect however when I pointed out that you had never expressed public interest in any black girl, you didnt respond. Sure, it mightve missed your eye due to the thousands of tweets you must get but something tells me you didnt want to deal with the content and face the truth.

You said it right, WHITE SUPREMACIST D$%KHEAD~ Its not about justification from white boys on our beauty. Its about white dudes that want to be cool, laugh with us, interact briefly, all the while theyre just assholes that are just hanging with us because the 'cool crowd' hasnt shown him any love. Asshole move.

THAT IS ALL...

New Year Nuggets

hmm. this is the time of the year when all friends and family and coworkers tell you of their resolutions. Of course if youre a good friend, or listener you nod, smile and give your attention as your ears are filled with plenty of declarations about weight loss, healthy eating regimes and timely arrivals to every meeting.

BS I'm tired of hearing

I wanna lose weight

What or who is stopping you? Even without the gym the streets are there everyday. Walk em. I walk my streets so much I'm sure some people think I'm homeless, when I'm dressed up in a cute workout-fit honks let me know they think I'm WORKING...

I want to find a man

start with bettering the relationship of your kids and their father(s) then you can worry about the extras

I'm not eating junk food anymore

Then what are you going to eat instead because all I see you eat are pork rinds, cheetohs and hershey bars?

Im gonna be better this year

What the hell does this mean? Who is making the decision on what 'BETTER' is?

Im going to help someone every week

Please start with me

PEOPLE ONLY NEED ONE RESOLUTION EVERY YEAR

STOP LYING

Signature SUB

I can't take credit for this following classic rant but my copy and paste skills are on point so I figured I'd repost and also make this my signature! I get so tired of women whining about having kids and how hard it makes life. As though they were forced to procreate? Shut up already! Pursue and accomplish your dreams and stop whining about decisions you've made and the life you've chosen!!!

Thanks James for posting this..

oh Stacy... stop whining already. You wanted to be a mommy... enjoy it already... you wanted more life accessories and vacations than he could afford so obviously you need to help pay for them. You want to be respected and complimented... how is he supposed to do that when you triple in size. You expect emotional, financial, physical security, unconditional love, devotion, understanding, homes, cars, support, and be a dad.... what are you doing to make him wanna keep doing that? Stop whining and live the life you actively chose

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MIAMI MIXED DRINKS

Reasons why I know I'm here to stay...

A lovely blend of hood chic and luxe cultures

Bank of America is a neighborHOOD bank here (in all other places I've lived it was far out the way and 'strategically placed'
"you wanna open a account'
AN account?
"yeah *popping gum* uh account

Customer service is on the next level here. Apparently cashiers, waitresses and store managers are psychic. They tell you what you're ordering.
"You want chicken. It's no barbecue, change your order"

The WEATHER
some might say it's too hot but i love it. please spare me the jokes about how I must will really love HE!! then...I'm just a true African. I'm a Heat Freak.

Cops are EVERYWHERE. Seriously. Five squad cars randomly pulled up to my next door neighbor today and hauled someone out *When cops are in abundance, entertainment is cheap. Just pull up a seat on your porch or by the window.

FRIED CONCH. Nuff said!

Going swimming everyday. Not only does the weather call for it, there are pools on every corner.

Ladies actually wearing heels to the store. *after being in Charlotte for 2 years, I got out the habit of glamming up for the routine shopping trip. Miami has me back on my game though'

MY sis is only a few minutes away. She makes 3 square meals a day. She pampers me and occasionally will front a grocery bill.

Beautiful people. Coke bottle chics. Big booty cuteys (no homo) keeps me determined at the gym


THE DOLPHINS!
THE HEAT
THE MARLINS

*South FLORIDA SIRENS, mount up*

BITTER BERRIES

I'm LEAVING QUEEN CITY...bye to these acts of lameness I've experienced while in the city

TO THE LADIES THAT GOT ME A GROUP BABYSHOWER GIFT OF A First Aid Kit from Target for $7....it's the thought that counts but it's the gift that blows...

To the lady that said she wanted to go out to eat but had to stick to places that had $10 entrees. Um, go to Wendys and call it a nite....

To the expression 'POP BUNS'... >?<

To the guy that was supposed to build a pool in our community but left the states only with a few months into the project....

To the BOBCATS and their 'ALMOST FAMOUS'ness selves

To the lady that said Charlotte was a LITTLE NEW YORK...>?<<

To the mom group that didn't want married women as members>>?<<

To the boys that called me a SNITCH BITCH (I didnt call the cops on yall 'hood party')

To the guy who referred to uncircumcised penis as 'UGLY D!@K' >>?<<

To the obese lady who said 'people are hating on me cause I'm married and own a salon' >?<

TO the company who signed on to publish my novel but I had to run down...

To the soccer moms/middle aged white women driving big beautiful trucks ( you know this is misleading)

Dudes rocking COOGI year & decade round........

BYE

NONSENSE NACHOS

Stop playing...

Why is the clip of the two young white girls talking about what they will do to Gucci Mane so popular>?< WHAT I WOULD DO TO GUCCI MANE ISNT LEGAL IN MOST STATES

Because Erykah Badu has three kids by three different men she's a HOE? What does that make the girl with NO KIDS but has had 20 sexual partners or more>?<

Why is KELIS a BETCH because she is asking for financial support to raise her son>?< SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, SHE SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO LIVE OFF OF LESS EVEN THOUGH SHE WILL BE CARING FOR AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MORE??

What makes people think that there are no white women who are gold diggers, groupies or money hungry baby mamas>?< WHO DO YOU THINK 'THE BOOK' WAS WRITTEN BY? i.e. I'M WITH THE BAND, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE LOVE IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, MADONNA BIOGRAPHY

Henry Louis Gates, JR (SKIP) the 'race scholar' is down with the swirl

Just two months ago all kinds of people were posting about Michael Jackson with jokes and snickers but now these same people have him as their profile pics and are telling others to stop posting negative comments>?<

MISSING MICHAEL-THE MENU-PICK A COUPLE OR A FEW

What growing up in the age of MICHAEL JACKSON taught me

That GENIUS comes in many different packages

Changing WHAT you are will never change WHO YOU ARE

It's ok not to be NORMAL..NORMAL PEOPLE DONT POSSESS THE TALENT, SKILL AND DEPTH he did

MOONWALKING is a TURN ON!!

Not to care about someone's looks on the outside

To make amends with siblings even when you want to hold a grudge

To appreciate my childhood

Don't be afraid to be unconventional

Appreciate animals, they're GOD's gifts as well

Naomi Campbell got some moves

Dance like it's no tomorrow

Don't believe everything you read

There's always HOPE

No one is immortal but Art is TIMELESS