Sunday, April 26, 2009

Bite-Sized Bits Of Reality

Chewing gum changes your personality.

Listening to Beyonce doesn't make you look any more like her.

After the age of 30, no one is strictly looking for a friend

Beauty is relative, just hope its related to you.

Saying 'no one is perfect' shouldn't mean you don't try to do better.

No matter the fresh fashion sense & innovative design ideas, a new home looks better than an older one.

Kids need parents, not friends.

Getting older doesn't necessarily mean you're getting wiser but it does definitely mean your days are numbered to make wiser decisions.

Just because it can be done doesn't mean it should be done.

You can afford, either with time or money, to double up on your exercise routine.

Cliche lines from movies only sound good when Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington or Halle Berry is saying them.

Lame people often don't realize the degree of their corniness.

Just because the outfit makes sense to you doesn't mean you have fashion sense.

Cheap wigs are for halloween costumes, not wearing to work, school or in society and acting as though everything is on point.

If you can't pronounce it, don't buy it.

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