Friday, July 24, 2009

BITTER BERRIES

I'm LEAVING QUEEN CITY...bye to these acts of lameness I've experienced while in the city

TO THE LADIES THAT GOT ME A GROUP BABYSHOWER GIFT OF A First Aid Kit from Target for $7....it's the thought that counts but it's the gift that blows...

To the lady that said she wanted to go out to eat but had to stick to places that had $10 entrees. Um, go to Wendys and call it a nite....

To the expression 'POP BUNS'... >?<

To the guy that was supposed to build a pool in our community but left the states only with a few months into the project....

To the BOBCATS and their 'ALMOST FAMOUS'ness selves

To the lady that said Charlotte was a LITTLE NEW YORK...>?<<

To the mom group that didn't want married women as members>>?<<

To the boys that called me a SNITCH BITCH (I didnt call the cops on yall 'hood party')

To the guy who referred to uncircumcised penis as 'UGLY D!@K' >>?<<

To the obese lady who said 'people are hating on me cause I'm married and own a salon' >?<

TO the company who signed on to publish my novel but I had to run down...

To the soccer moms/middle aged white women driving big beautiful trucks ( you know this is misleading)

Dudes rocking COOGI year & decade round........

BYE

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